Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Princess Jessica's sad tale

                                   Princess Jessica and Prince Aaron

                              Royally crashed royal blue horseless carriage

Once upon a few weeks ago, Princess Jessica was anxious to exert her independence and visit the charming Prince Aaron in the land of Port. She embarked on her first solo, long-distance trip in her royal blue, horseless carriage. She traveled over the mountains and through the woods for a few hours until darkness fell and fog engulfed her. She came upon the city of Salem in her dark and foggy (and tired) condition. As she approached a green light at the freeway entrance, she misjudged the distance of the stopped car in front of her and skidded her carriage into the back of the other carriage. Luckily no one was injured (except for hubris). Unfortunately the royal blue, horseless carriage was totaled and towed to an impound lot. Princess Jessica was very upset and scared, especially after being yelled at by the other party (they were on their way home from the hospital with their newborn baby). A kind and reassuring police officer escorted her to the Salem police department where she waited for her kind Uncle Mike from the land of Port to rescue her.

Princess Jessica managed to enjoy the rest of her weekend with the Andrei clan and Prince Aaron's lovely family. The following day, on the other side of the mountain, Princess Jessica's mother spent hours on the phone with insurance agents, towing companies and police stations to determine what to do with the royally smashed, horseless carriage. Late on that Friday afternoon it became obvious that the insurance company was not going to spend a dime or lift a finger to help us relocate the royally smashed carriage to a junkyard. It would be necessary for us to personally come to take care of the details: pay the towing fee from the crash site, pay the $30/day storage fee, including the upcoming weekend when they would be closed, remove Princess Jessica's belongings, and relinquish the title of the carriage. As Jonathan was the true owner of the royal blue vehicle with his name on all the official paperwork, he made the drive over the mountains and through the woods Sunday evening to the land of Port. Princess Jessica accompanied him on Monday morning as it was time to leave Prince Aaron in the land of Port and return to reality. They visited the impound lot, took care of the above details (with the addition of driving to an ATM because they would only accept cash), and returned safely home.

Now Princess Jessica is riding her steed (bike) or borrowing the family carriage to drive to work afterschool (she's back at Cold Stone). I'm not sure why, at sixteen, she must learn so many lessons the hard way, on her own, but learning she is. And she is still living, happily.


Freezoree AKA freeze your rear

Here's some pictures from last month's snow campout, between Sisters and Bachelor
Jason and his buddies built an enormous igloo, about 5 feet tall and wide enough for 5 boys. It took them until dark to complete it the Saturday before the campout, but they had a blast.
This is the smaller one that only took half a day to build.
Jonathan in the entrance to the snow cave he and Trevor and Trevor's friend, Josh, built. The Saturday before the Freezoree, a group of boys went to the snow park and built shelters. This one is a quinzy (sp?). They piled tons of snow into a hill, then dug ground level in and up for the entrance, then widened the inside big enough for three to sleep in.
Trevor shows how spacious his snow cave is. You can even put your feet up!
Here's a view from the outside.
Troop competition:
Human ladder with Trevor chosen as the climber because of his special skills
Our troop was one of only 3 that could build a fire in the snow (Jonathan gave them pointers ahead of time).

Curtis under water

Curtis sunk underwater because he was inbareist because he for got to do his homework.two weeks ago. (Curtis wrote this. inbareist = embarrassed)

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Tale of two turkeys





In April we got 4 baby chicks from the feed store to raise more laying hens. Of the four, one was a rooster and two were turkeys. The turkeys were mislabeled, and though slightly larger than the chickens, we thought they must be a few days older and a different breed. After a few weeks we noticed that their necks were getting longer, they were growing much faster, and had a strut to their walk. Lo and behold, we were inadvertently raising turkeys, a male and female. They grew up with the chickens, although it didn't take long for them to be the same size as our adult hens. The problem was that they eat like pigs and weren't nice about sharing the feed. Late summer, as soon as they seemed large enough (10 lbs each) Jonathan and Trevor slit their throats, along with the rooster and spent a few hours pulling all the feathers out. After spending a few months in the freezer we cooked them for Thanksgiving dinner. Very yummy moist meat, with little fat for our turkey feast. Jonathan thinks we should do it next year on purpose, but I'm not sure it's worth the work. We have four lovely hens than lay almost every day, and that's good enough for me.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

October Favorite pics


We love Halloween!!!  Here's some pictures of our fun October.  The boys designed their own costumes this year based on Nintendo characters.

Mario and Luigi (Trevor and Jason) were a big hit at Trunk or Treat.
I found the overalls at a thrift store.


Curtis as "Bowser."  Trevor helped him make this costume with a lid, hat and paper.  P.S. I didn't know who Bowser was before Halloween, but all the fellow trick-or-treaters did.


Trevor's scary Jack O Lantern


   Curtis was fearless on the pumpkin patch  zipline after his adventures at Camp Alpine.

Petting a goat on field trip to a working farm in Terrebonne. 


Curtis choosing a pumpkin on his school field trip


Our new cat "Boots."  Curtis says Boots is Halloween colors and our other cat, Muffin, is Thanksgiving colors.  Boots is a playful, older kitten.  Muffin had some sibling rivalry, but has adjusted to Boots' playful companionship and is only slightly annoyed.  We love both cats. 

Monday, October 13, 2008

7 weird things about me (because it's so cold)

We've had a cold snap and our first snowfall this last week, so I'm in a winter frame of mind.
1. I wear socks to bed; I can't sleep without them because it is so cold.
2. I wear long johns every day during the winter (except to church) because it is so cold
3. I don't shave during the winter because I'm wearing long johns (except to church when I wear tights because it is so cold).
4. I have to force myself to go outside to feed the chickens in the winter because it is so cold (I don't mind feeding them when it's warm.  BTW our new hens are laying beautiful brown and green eggs now so I need to keep feeding them.)
5. I don't like driving on ice.  I slid off the rode when we first moved to Bend with Curtis and Trevor screaming with me in the car.  Ever since then, I'm overly cautious on ice and I don't care how many impatient drivers are behind me.   There's no ice yet, but there will be soon BECAUSE IT IS SO COLD!!
6. I love to cross-country ski, but I haven't been in a few years because I can't find anyone to go with me.  Do you think I would get any offers on craigslist?
7. This doesn't have to do with winter, but 3 of my kids were born on Thursday.  Curtis is the one who broke this tradition and he's been out of the mold ever since.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Transitions



Change in seasons and lots of changes for my family this fall.  Jason started highschool and seminary, so he has had to adjust to getting up at 5:30am.  I'm proud of him for his 100% attendance and positive attitude.  He has also had to adjust to lots of homework.

Curtis also started a new school this fall and has had lots of adjustments as well.  His misses his old school and aides as he works with inexperienced people who don't know what he is capable of. His main complaint is that he is bored, so they are trying to find projects that keep him motivated.  He goes swimming during school on Tuesdays, gymnastics and cub scouts on Wednesdays, and soccer on Fridays.

Jessica is trying to balance difficult classes and still work part-time at Cold Stone.  She loves the independence of driving and likes to have her own spending money.  She is running a half-marathon today for the fun of it.  She hasn't been doing any serious training and just runs for exercise.  

Trevor's big change is moving out of Primary and becoming a deacon.  It's fun to watch him pass the sacrament from my vantage point at the organ.  He went on a big backpacking trip last weekend with the scouts, got rained on and cold, but had a blast in the wilderness.  He is also doing gymnastics through school and is a natural at the dive and roll maneuver.

My big change is being released from Young Womens.  It was very hard for me and I don't know what to do with myself on Wednesday evenings.  Jonathan and I are now Provident Living specialists and ward organists.  I feel like these are old lady callings and I've been put out to pasture.  I've been busy canning this month (peaches, pears and jam), so at least I have something to show for the hours that I'm home alone.